All of my cats
All of my kittens
They have fun and I'm gettin' bitten, oh no
They wanna play, oh no
I have to say
That I'm just feline prey

Sweet little cats
Look at 'em sleepin'
Tonight on my head - they'll be leapin', oh no
They wanna play, oh no
A need to slay
Is in their DNA

Everytime all the cats start a-stalkin'
Then I know I'll soon be squawkin'
I'm covered up in scratches and plenty of bites
I need to see a doctor tonight

All of my gloves
All of my mittens
Won't protect my hands from those kittens, oh no
They wanna play, oh no
I better pray
That I'll survive the day (oooooooow!)

Now they're bouncing
Oh no
Now they're pouncing
Oh no

[Cat yowl solo]

All of my cats
All of my kittens
Hear 'em all a-hissin' and spittin', oh no
They want to play, oh no
And just today
They ripped up my toupee

Look at 'em sleep
Just like a coma
Tonight they're gonna - shred the sofa, oh no
They wanna play, oh no
They won't obey
'Cause that's the kitty way

Teeth and claws are as sharp as a razor
Bite and scratch, it's just their nature
And everytime I wanna tuck in for the night
All of the cats are ready to fight

All of my cats
All of my kittens
Rip and tear, and they're never quittin', oh no
They wanna play, oh no
And so I made
A catapult today