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Song Parodies -> "Cattle Feed On Hay"

Original Song Title:

"That'll Be The Day"

Original Performer:

Buddy Holly

Parody Song Title:

"Cattle Feed On Hay"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Cattle feed on hay
When they're sick 'a cud
Cattle feed on hay
In drought or a flood
It don't look that great,
But better than mud..
Oh...cattle feed on hay-ay-ay...yowzah, bud

Farmers store it in the hayloft
Makes the hayloft stay soft,
Daughters and their boyfriends,
Go there to relax
Cows like hay as green grasses,
Or as brown sassafrasses,
At breakfast time or midnight snacks..

Oh, cattle feed on hay
It's sticky and dry
Cattle feed on hay
To them it's like pie,
It makes their tummy puffy,
And might get 'em high
Yeah, cattle feed on hay-ay-ay...they know why

Oh, cattle feed on hay,
(hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo)
Cattle feed on hay,
(hoo, hoo, hoo, hoo)
Cattle feed on hay,
(hoo, hoo hoo, hoo)
They chew it up and
Swallow it every day...

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John Barry - September 16, 2011 - Report this comment
Inspired title.
Old Man Ribber - September 16, 2011 - Report this comment
AFW - I'm ruminating on this fine send-up. ;D
Porfle Popnecker - September 16, 2011 - Report this comment
I'm cowed by it.
Phil Alexander - September 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Fantastic idea for a title sub, brilliantly finished :-)
AFW - September 17, 2011 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, OMR, Porfle, and Phil

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