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Song Parodies -> "She's Poopie!"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Buddy Hackett in 'The Music Man'

Parody Song Title:

"She's Poopie!"

Parody Written by:

Bob Gomez

The Lyrics

I hear she's a great scat singer., there's a missy or mom
Who's into defecation;
Analyzes her turds, has a way with her words
Designed for desecration;
But as soon as you think, "Just how low can she get?"
Here comes a song, splattery wet--
Spreads her poop by Internet,
She's Missy Poopie!

She's Poopie! She's Poopie! She's Poopie!
The girl with anal wit!
She's Poopie! She's Poopie! She's Poopie!
It's plain that she's the shit!

Those hard logs when she's constipated,
They resemble hot dogs when they're defecated!
Hot turds cookin' in her rectum,
When those brownies emerge she can sure dissect "em!

Defecated foetid logs of
Her stinkin' fecal matter!

Talks good crap over gin and tonic;
Takes her afternoon nap with a high colonic!
Butt's sore from a pepper supper,
And the afterburn's stored in her ware from Tupper!

Desiccated frozen logs from below!

Now Madame Longstocking's a plop pro,
As anyone could see;
Her scatological copro-
Philia flows fecally!

Those dumb dorks with their dumb suggestions:
They can sample with forks from their own egestions!
Take crap out of Poopie's toilet;
They can make a nice frappe, fry it, steam or boil it!

E coli O one five sevEN: H seven!

She's Poopie! She's Poopie! She's Poopie!
The Poop Dogg of the Net!
She's Poopie! She's Poopie! She's Poopie!
More poop-songs in her yet!

(Extended dance interlude—toilets and porto-sans dancing—enemas flying—specula swinging, etc.)

She's Poopie! She's Poopie! She's Poopie!
P. Shitty of the Net!
She's Poopie! She's Poopie! She's Poopie!
More poop-songs in her yet!


She's Poopie!
©Bob "With a Capital B and That Rhymes With G and That Stands For" Gomez 2005I hear William Shatner is a big fan, too. Bottom comments, indeed.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 4.5
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 15

Voting Breakdown

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   1
 4   1
 5   12

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Mr Potty Mouth - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
I wonder what Pimpie Longsifting will think when he/she/it sees this.
John Barry - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
Great word/turd play, Bob.
Red Ant - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
DKTOS, butt this was 2 funny not 2 flush it 555.
2Eagle - April 01, 2005 - Report this comment
That's disgusting, but I laughed at it so I give you 555.
Death To Triple-One Voters - April 13, 2005 - Report this comment
And of course, some stupid cretin had to go give this a triple one vote. I bet it was Popsy Longtalking himself.
kylie - April 14, 2005 - Report this comment
it was a wierd song.
Unknown - January 19, 2006 - Report this comment
I think this "Poopie" gimmick was started by someone who is either a parody author or a frequent guest who is obsessed with toilet parodies. It might be the latter. Whatever gender "Poopie" is/was, he/she/it/banjo will always be capital D, U, M, dumb.

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