"HOW ARE THINGS IN GUACAMOLE"

I crave some heat,
Mexicali heat,
The kind you see that comes to me,
From whence I eat

I'm on the prowl,
Taco Bellish prowl
Like chihuahua mutt, inside my gut,
I need to howl,
' Won't throw in the towel:

How Are Things In Guacamole?
Is the jalapeno smoking there?
Does it sizzle even when it's cold,
Inside the fridge...Red chile's hot and rare?
How Are things In Guacamole?
Does it have tobasco and cayenne?
Would it make the Devil sweat and cry,
And pass it by?
Well, if it's really that hot and steamy there,
Then you'll see me there.
I won't ask the weeping widow,
Of the chef who passed away,
As he bravely tried to sample some today.
How Are Things In Guacamole?
..Just right I'd say
Ole!