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Song Parodies -> "The Fourth Chapter"

Original Song Title:

"The Flying Saucer"

Original Performer:

Buchanan & Goodman

Parody Song Title:

"The Fourth Chapter"

Parody Written by:

Duc4AmIRight

The Lyrics

Here is the song all about the upcoming movie "John Wick: Chapter 4", which will be coming to a theater near you on Friday.
We interrupt this boy scouts
To bring you a special bulletin
The fourth chapter of the movie
Hovering over the theaters
Have been confirmed
The fourth chapter of the film is real

That was The Movie Recording, Too Real

We switch you now to our
On the movie theater downtown

Take it away
Our movie ticket dealers

This is John
Wick Wick Wick downtown
Pardon me, audiences
Would you tell our audience
What would you do if
The movie were to watch

Thank you and now
That gentleman there

And the audiences
With the theater
What would you do, sir

Thank you
We return you now...

This is John
Your movie ticket audience viewer
With a request for earth

That was The High Table audience
viewer recording, everybody
I've just been handed a bulletin
The fourth chapter has just landed
We switch you again downtown

Here we are again
We have with us Professor
Sir Johnny Wick
Of the New York State
And the professor is approaching
The chapter to see if there's
Possibly any sign of life aboard

Well, I'm sure something
Are you there

That was Laughing
Wick's record, Knocking

This is John Wick
Wick on the spot
And now I believe we're
About to hear the words of
The next heroes ever
To land on New York

And now here are the ball scores
Four to three, six to two
And eight to one

The impact of seeing
The first viewership has
This reporter reeling

(Here I go reeling
Uh-oh, uh-oh...)

That was The Viewers again
With their big one, Uh-Oh

This is John Wick
Wick again downtown
The vengeance has returned
To his city and is taking off
We return you now to 300 boy scouts

The fourth chapter has saw
There is no threat of an invasion
However, the movie theaters
Are still around

We are not going
To interrupt 300 boy scouts
Yes, we are

The fourth chapter
Has landed again
New York City, The defense
of theaters has just said

That was Captain Marvel's
Record, That's A Shame

This is John Wick
Wick, part two
Gathered around me are
Several of the theaters
Tell us, have you come
To conquer the world

And now would you
Repeat that in English

(Don't want the world
To have and hold)

Hey, why don't you go back where you came from

(Don't be angry
And drive me away)

We return you now to 1951

Here is a news item
From New York
The movie theater has just
Issued a statement to the
future and we quote

(You can do anything
But watch off of my
current movie theaters)

That was the present day world, Shoes
We switch you again downtown

This is John Wick
John Wick downtown
Professors of Bangkok
and Thailand
Tell us how were
The chapter is out now
Well, you see.

(The theater cooled down
The future was up)

That was Edward Jones' recording
The Future Cooled Down

This is John Wick
Wick again
I believe the future has
A final parting word

We return you now
To 1951 in Louisiana

The future have gone again
But look to the skies
The theaters will
Always be there

Goodbye, future people

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