-> "Hail Elessar!"
Original Song Title:
"Rule Britannia"
Original Performer:
Bryn Terfel (2008 Last Night of the Proms)
Parody Song Title:
"Hail Elessar!"
The Lyrics
Isildur's heir, and Rivendell-raised,
This Ranger chief, both just and wise.
(This Ranger chief, both just and wise.)
Mighty in battle, these deeds remained unpraised,
His lineage hidden from foul eyes.
Hail Elessar! Elessar Telcontar!
Hail Queen - Arwen who the elves call Evenstar.
Claim the throne that's - ordained for you from birth.
You're the - greatest human king of Middle Earth.
He saved the hobbits - from fell foes.
He joined the quest to break the Ring.
(He joined the quest to break the Ring.)
Fought with Rohan, at Helm's Deep dealt hard blows,
Of this horsemen will ever sing.
Hail Elessar! Once Aragorn of fame,
Now the - Reunited Kingdom hails your name.
To the hobbits - you're Strider and a friend.
Elves, dwarves, - Rohirrim will back you to the end
He led the armies of The Dead
And won the Fields of Pelennor,
(And won the Fields of Pelennor)
Led the forces - to Mordor's gates of dread.
Sauron's cruel realm - exists no more.
Hail Elessar! White Tree and Seven Stars.
Cleanse the - lands of all your realm from Sauron's scars.
(Slower, more majestic tempo)
Time and legend - now turn another page.
With your - coming we begin the new - Fourth - Age!
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