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Song Parodies -> "13"

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Original Performer:

Brylcreem Commercial

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Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Pope Francis declares that 2 percent of Catholic priests are pedophiles!
13, a pious priest'll do ya,
(Holy) Father, does he really care?
Must watch out,
Gay priests will all pursue ya,
They love to shove their weeners way up THERE! !!

13, a pious priest will school ya,
Don't scream, won't get you anywhere
Sick dreams, don't let the collars fool ya,
Their "heavenly love" they want to share- down THERE!!!

Oral, anal... they don't care...

(The Holy See now 2 percent aware)

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 4.5

Total Votes: 8

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Patrick - July 17, 2014 - Report this comment
Never was in a position where a priest could have abused me. Last night David Letterman said the Pope was considering relaxing the celibacy requirement for the priesthood. It's about time. Jews, Protestants, Muslims seem to do OK with married clergy.
Rob Arndt - July 17, 2014 - Report this comment
When I chose to write this last night, there was no intent to slam the Catholic Church... but the % admitted thus far is disturbing still due to the huge number of priests the Church has. Most groups claim that the actual number is 3-4x that, which is sad in any case. But similar problems also occur in "Protestant" churches and in other religions around the world.
Meriadoc - July 20, 2014 - Report this comment
This was pretty funny Robert. And I do vaguely remember the Bryllcreme commercial.
Rob Arndt - July 21, 2014 - Report this comment
Glad you liked it. The oldest item I have besides pics is my dad's Hai Karate cologne from 1969!!! I miss some of the old products and laugh when "Family Guy" makes fun of them- like when Stewie asks Brian for some Anacin for a headache!!! I miss the Marathon Bar a lot too, although Cadbury makes a Curly Wurly bar that is similar but reduced in length and is thinner. The commercial site I go to has all '70s products IIRC...

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