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Song Parodies -> "Have You Really, Really Loved A Wookiee?"

Original Song Title:

"Have You Really, Really Loved A Woman"

Original Performer:

Bryan Adams

Parody Song Title:

"Have You Really, Really Loved A Wookiee?"

Parody Written by:

Steven Cavanagh

The Lyrics

Hi guys, miss me? I'm returning to my parodic roots in prep for Episode III. More to come.
To really love a Wookiee
To really hold her
You gotta be eight feet in height
You don't wear clothes
You live in trees
You gotta like to have love bites
And when you're lifted off the floor in hairy arms
You know you've really loved a Wookiee

When you love a Wookiee
you hear your name lovingly grunted
When you love a Wookiee
you tear off droid's arms for fun
cause she needs somebody to go out and fight battle droids together
So tell me have you ever really ... really, really ever loved a Wookiee?

To really love a Wookiee
Let her hold you,
till your ribs are about to be crushed
You gotta feed her, really please her
Or find some troops and beat them up
And when there's giant hairy children in your arms
You know you've really loved a Wookiee

When you love a Wookiee
you hear your name lovingly grunted
When you love a Wookiee
you tear off droid's arms for fun
cause she needs somebody to go out and fight battle droids together
So tell me have you ever really ... really, really ever loved a Wookiee?

Just don't get her enraged
Or you just might
obliterate your house
in a domestic fight
Man I'd be scared for you, I'd say a prayer for you
You gotta really love a Wookiee

When you love a Wookiee
you hear your name lovingly grunted
When you love a Wookiee
you tear off droid's arms for fun
cause she needs somebody to go out and fight battle droids together
So tell me have you ever really ... really, really ever loved a Wookiee?
tell me have you ever really ... really, really ever loved a Wookiee?

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Jared - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Love it, Steve! Now when are you gonna do "Wookiee Fever"?!
neminem - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Brilliant. I dunno the original, but I'd hate to leave this one un-5'd.
Al - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Hehehehehe. Fabulous. A Big Fat.. HHNNNRRGGHHHH is definatley in order.
Michael Pacholek - May 05, 2005 - Report this comment
Are you angling to be voted Wookiee of the Year? If so, then "I've got a bad feeling about this..."
Kristof Robertson - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'd quote back some memorable Chewie dialogue...but there isn't any....555
Ryktan - May 06, 2005 - Report this comment
The real old feeling from Songbook of the Whills: funny, but not offensive, great and appropriate. Congrats! p.s.: 13 days left :)))

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