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Song Parodies -> "Oprah! Oprah!"

Original Song Title:

"Oklahoma"

Original Performer:

Broadway Show Tune

Parody Song Title:

"Oprah! Oprah!"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Brand new look
Grand new look, you have grabbed a hook
Climbed through the ranks
Of movers and the shakers
Workin' out....Pilates
Passin' up the bakers
Doin' Doctor Atkins,
And some Doctor Phil
No diet plans
No diet pill..
No diet pill, and no "White Food"
A segragated attitude!

Oprah! Oprah!
Bounced and beat your Battle of the Bulge
Such a hot chick now,
If there's Mad Cow...
It's a beef because you won't indulge!

Oprah! Oprah!
Every night no honey, lamb, or pie
Just some talk show talk,
And watch folks gawk
At a bod that rocks your Steadman guy

We know you were Queen of the Land
Now you've added glamor, so grand!
So you're in free..
Wow! TV's favorite gal!
The whole world's sayin'
You're lookin' swell,
Oprah! Oprah!...Winfrey!

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 4.0
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 6

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Johnny D - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Yee-haw! Oprahoma!
alvin rhodes - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
i like it...5s
AFW - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
thanks Johnny and Alvin...
Stuart McArthur - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
I'm feelin the love in this room right now...are y'all feelin it? - you go girlfriend

- nailed it here AFW - 555
AFW - March 06, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Stuart....and you have done a great impression of Oprah..
Kristof Robertson - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Oprah-ratic! (*groan*)....:-) 555
AFW - March 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks Kristof

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