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Song Parodies -> "Everything Glows"

Original Song Title:

"Anything Goes"

Original Performer:

Broadway show song

Parody Song Title:

"Everything Glows"

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The Lyrics

Fell asleep
But I felt like I was awake
Dreamt a doozy for Heaven's sake
Maybe I had too much plum cake
Tossed and turned
All the covers in disarray
What a mess of my bed I make
It's the dream of dreams, I'd say...

A flying saucer whizzed by, stopping
With bright lights, a spaceman dropping
He touched my toes
Everything Glows !

Like E.T. the extra terrestrial
Came down from somewhere celestial
I suppose,
Everything Glows !

I'm feelin' alright today
But, a sight, today
I glow white, today
Like a light, today
And my kids, today
Flipped their lids, today
There's a twinkle on my nose

And, now my wife's a great romancer
Dressed down like a strip club dancer
She loves my hose,
Everything Glows !

I've never seen her so excited
So glad that I'm not de-lighted
I bless that doze,
Everything Glows !

She plays CD's of heavy metals
Bedroom floor, its all rose petals,
Her passion shows,
Everything Glows !

We're in the fast lane a' love
On a train a' love,
What a gain a' love,
So, insane a' love,
Neighbors cuss above
Tilly and Gus, above
And so do the "Down Belows"
The cops are called and we're arrested
In that jail cell, still are nested,
When bonds man shows,
Everything Glows !

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 4

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alvin rhodes - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
great update of a marvelous old tune
Matthias - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
Out of this world!!!
Red Ant - May 24, 2006 - Report this comment
It has been a long time since I heard TOS, but I still give you a glowing review. Nice rhymin'.
AFW - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin, Matthias, and Red Ant
Larry Hensley - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Red stole my comment. Anyway, I liked it!
AFW - May 25, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Larry
Phil Alexander - January 19, 2007 - Report this comment
Nice one, AFW - Last Saturday I heard someone sing "Everything Glows" as a parody to this song, but in that case it was about Sellafield (formerly Windscale) - our nuclear reprocessing plant :-) I have an idea, myself...

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