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Song Parodies -> "Fatter"
Original Song Title:
"Stronger"
Original Performer:
Brittany Spears
Parody Song Title:
"Fatter"
Parody Written by:
Rebeccah Talbott
The Lyrics
Eat, don't stop
There's nothing you can do or say, waitress
I've not had enough
I am your property as from today, waitress
You might think that I won't eat it on my own
But now I'm...
Chorus:
Fatter than yesterday
My pants ain't fitting me the right way
My broccoli ain't killing me no more
I'm fatter
That I ever thought that I could be, muffin
I used to go with the carrot
Didn't really care 'bout broccoli
You might think that I can't eat it, but you're wrong
'Cause now I'm...
CHORUS:
Fatter than yesterday
My pants ain't fitting me the right way
My broccoli ain't killing me no more
I'm fatter
Come on, now
Oh, yum
Here I go, eating on my own
I don't need broccoli, better off lone
Here I go, eating on my own now
I don't need broccoli, not broccoli
Here I go, alright, here I go
CHORUS:
Fatter than yesterday
My pants ain't fitting me the right way
My broccoli ain't killing me no more
I'm fatter
There's nothing you can do or say, waitress
I've not had enough
I am your property as from today, waitress
You might think that I won't eat it on my own
But now I'm...
Chorus:
Fatter than yesterday
My pants ain't fitting me the right way
My broccoli ain't killing me no more
I'm fatter
That I ever thought that I could be, muffin
I used to go with the carrot
Didn't really care 'bout broccoli
You might think that I can't eat it, but you're wrong
'Cause now I'm...
CHORUS:
Fatter than yesterday
My pants ain't fitting me the right way
My broccoli ain't killing me no more
I'm fatter
Come on, now
Oh, yum
Here I go, eating on my own
I don't need broccoli, better off lone
Here I go, eating on my own now
I don't need broccoli, not broccoli
Here I go, alright, here I go
CHORUS:
Fatter than yesterday
My pants ain't fitting me the right way
My broccoli ain't killing me no more
I'm fatter
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Good one! Muffin... yum
very funny! 555
What's with the broccoli? And are you fat and sticking up for yourself? Do waitresses make fun of you or something? Or is this just a parody you made up for fun and it has nothing to do with you? Whatever, cool parody. (I think too much)
Sorry, I'm now replying this a year after the last comment. No, this does not have to do with me. I was just bored and my friend told me to post this... -R.T.
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