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Song Parodies -> "Hack'n'Slashing Paladin-o Eric and a White Gazebo"

Original Song Title:

"Itsy Bitsy Teenie Weenie Yellow Polka-Dot Bikini"

Original Performer:

Brian Hyland

Parody Song Title:

"Hack'n'Slashing Paladin-o Eric and a White Gazebo"

Parody Written by:

Susanna Viljanen

The Lyrics

He was in well-groomed garden in the open
And so his GM described a grassy knoll
He would see white gazebo on open
And our hero thought it was a troll -
One wo, three, four, I guess you want to hear some more

It was the hack'n'slashing paladin-o Eric and a white gazebo
That he saw as his first thing that day
A hack'n'slashing paladin named Eric and a white gazebo
Another monster he wanted to slay
Two, three, four, stick around I'll tell you more

So he asked his sword: "Is it good? Lawful?"
And his GM would tell him just "Nay" -
He would shoot that monster so awful
But his arrow would just stick there and stay -
Three, four, five, yet that baddie's still alive

It was the hack'n'slashing paladin-o Eric and a white gazebo
That he wanted so desp'rately kill
A hack'n'slashing paladin named Eric and a white gazebo
He hadn't axe and it remained there still
Four five six, feel his frustration rise some bits!

So fire spells he didn't posess
His GM was fed up like heck
Eric said he would now flee and run
GM said: "Too late, it's a-woken"
And gazebo ate Eric for fun!
The infamous Gazebo Story can be read here.

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Jason - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Excellent title. Took me a few reads to get the hang of it but great anyway. 455.
McKludge - March 24, 2008 - Report this comment
Gotta watch out for those mimics.
Peregrin - March 26, 2008 - Report this comment
Good grief! What a great title and parody to match.

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