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Song Parodies -> "Up To the Poletop"

Original Song Title:

"Up On the Housetop"

Original Performer:

B.R. Hanby

Parody Song Title:

"Up To the Poletop"

Parody Written by:

Shanah Smith

The Lyrics

I hope no one gets upset with this parody...It is in good fun for my friends.
Up to the pole top strippers climb
all you see is their behin
Slide to the floor like you're a toy
All for the little Joes, Christmas joy.

Ho! ho! ho! Who wouldn't go?
Ho! ho! ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up to the pole top, shake, shake, shake
(slide) down to grap that money you make.

First comes the song of little Nell
Oh, dear Santa she's built well.
Give her a dollar or maybe two
she's just standing there in the nude.

Ho! ho! ho! Who wouldn't go?
Ho! ho! ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up to the pole top, shake, shake, shake
(slide) down to grap that money you make

Look at the stockings of little Jill!
Oh, just see what a glorious fill!
Here is a Dancer and lots of drinks
I just wonder what she thinks!

Ho! ho! ho! Who wouldn't go?
Ho! ho! ho! Who wouldn't go?
Up to the pole top, shake, shake, shake
(slide) down to grap that money you make

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shanah - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
thanks for the vote!! who ever you are! :)
alvin rhodes - December 10, 2004 - Report this comment
swinging from the north pole, no doubt...i liked it..made me chuckle
Alpha Skua - November 21, 2020 - Report this comment
Don't drink too much or you cant see where your going and end up in a mess

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