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Song Parodies -> "Knockin' On Down the Christmas Tree"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin' Around the Christmas Tree"

Original Performer:

Brenda Lee (et al)

Parody Song Title:

"Knockin' On Down the Christmas Tree"

Parody Written by:

Stray Pooch

The Lyrics

Bah. Humbug. Just got it all up, and now it's gotta come down. THIS is the reason some people keep their decorations up until spring!
Knockin' on down the Christmas tree
'cause the Christmas season's through.
Tangling the lights up hopelessly
like you know you always do.
Breaking the balls and ornaments
that survived from Grandma's day!
You will find tinsel in your rug
'till about the month of May.

You got nothing that you wanted.
In-laws came to stay.
You bit your tongue and acted jolly . . .
Trash - the tree and dump the holly.

Knockin' on down the Christmas tree
Don't you hate the holidays!
Next year you'll do it all again
in the same old frantic way.
Copyright 2003 Straypooch

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

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Guy - December 24, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL Stray. I liked this one and got more than one chuckle as I read it. I could tell from the title that it would not disappoint. Merry Christmas. Nice job!
John Jenkins - December 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Well expressed, Stray Pooch.
Mari D - December 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Good job! And parodies of songs that I hate are especially cool!
Joelle - December 24, 2003 - Report this comment
That is so true! Echoing Mari D...I like making parodies of songs I hate.
Stray Pooch - December 24, 2003 - Report this comment
Thank you all. Believe me, this is a sincere parody - lol! And a Merry Humbug to all!
Meriadoc - December 24, 2003 - Report this comment
This is why I always put my tree up in the beginning of November - then I feel like I got some use out of it! :-D
Adagio - December 24, 2003 - Report this comment
LOL....don't break those ornament!! Hopefully, if they stay in one piece, I like to collect them. 5's and a Merry Christmas.
Billy Florio - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Nice work
who knows - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I personally think it was unfunny.
Stray Pooch - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
But at least it was original.
Spinthis39 - January 27, 2006 - Report this comment
HILARIOUS!!!!! "who knows" a tool, don't listen to him/her/it

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