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Song Parodies -> "Schlock'll Be Found 'Neath The Christmas Tree,"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Brenda Lee

Parody Song Title:

"Schlock'll Be Found 'Neath The Christmas Tree,"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Schlock'll be found 'neath the Christmas tree,
If your dumb ass stunts don't stop.
Sick of your dung, why can't you see?
Don't need trouble from the cops.
Stalkin' around the brewery,
Got a possess spirit ding,
Raiders round up a drunken guy,
Charged with underage drinking.

Can't help think you're semi-mental stealing all that beer,
Choices hanging, you pick folly,
Drunken brawls you're plowed by golly.

Schlock'll be found 'neath the Christmas tree,
If you don't start change today.
On your bum pouncin' verily,
In a most kick assin' way.

[Check your mental attitude]

Can't help think you're semi-mental stealing all that beer,
Choices hanging, you pick folly,
Drunken brawls you're plowed by golly.

Schlock'll be found 'neath the Christmas tree,
If you don't start change today.
On your bum pouncin' verily,
In a most kick assin' way.

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Voting Results

 
Pacing: 4.6
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 13

Voting Breakdown

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 2   0
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 3   0
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 4   1
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 5   11
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AFW - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
This one rocks! 5's
Adagio - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
I like the way it flows with the OS. 5's
John Barry - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
555 presents under the tree.
alvin rhodes - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
this is good, for goodness sake
Johnny D - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
5's, delightful all the way through, but this line is truly extraordinary: "Can't help think you're semi-mental stealing all that beer".
Guy - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks everyone for the comments and votes. I did this song last year during holiday season to similar theme but I think I like this version better.
Michael Pacholek - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Congratulations on 600, Guy. May your stockings be full, and may no man down there in Texas confuse them with what you actually wear.
Guy - November 17, 2004 - Report this comment
Thanks Michael. It's actually socks. Like in Red SOX.
Michael Pacholek - November 18, 2004 - Report this comment
At least, unlike politics, I don't have to wait FOUR LONG YEARS to stuff that one back down your throat. Only one year. Kevin Brown, you moron...

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