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Song Parodies -> "Hockin' 'Em Down They're History"

Original Song Title:

"Rocking Around The Christmas Tree"

Original Performer:

Brenda Lee

Parody Song Title:

"Hockin' 'Em Down They're History"

Parody Written by:

Guy DiRito

The Lyrics

Hockin' 'em down, they're history,
I like that barley water hops.
Gettin' so drunk that you can't see,
Drink another barley pop.
Hockin' 'em down, they're history,
Turn the litmus paper green,
Later I'll drink some old red eye,
Then I'll so some yodeling.

This boozin' gives you semi-mental,
Feeling of no fear.
Let's go drinking flirt with folly,
Lying hurt and melancholy.
Hockin' 'em down, they're history,
Now they carry me away.
Why do I drink so scarily,
It's my drinkin' passion way.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.7
How Funny: 3.7
Overall Rating: 3.7

Total Votes: 3

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   1
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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Adagio - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Good work! 5's
Johnny D - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Beer, be--oops, I mean, Hear, hear! 5's
TVOD - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
And I'll "so" some yodeling?
Is that a typo or did you mean it like that?
Guy - November 27, 2003 - Report this comment
Typo - I was working on these Christmas parodies late last night. I think I was a bit over-tired and made a few other typos as well on my others. It should say 'do' vice 'so'. I even fat-fingered my name on my 'thmus' parody and thus it missed being part of my overall stats. No more late night for this writer. Thanks for pointing that out.
Max - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Nice job! (Actually, I clicked on the "random" link, which brought me over here. So I decided to read this parody and vote on it.)
Guy - March 16, 2004 - Report this comment
Thank you Max. This was one of my favorite writes.
Phil Alexander - April 27, 2004 - Report this comment
Whoo-wee ! This one's superb, Guy.

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