Song Parodies -> "Taxin' Us On Our Christmas Trees"

Original Song Title:

"Rockin' Around The Christmas Tree"

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"Taxin' Us On Our Christmas Trees"

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The Lyrics

Taxin' us on our Christmas trees
That's a pretty lame idea
Bad enough poor economy,
Wanna' tax the Christmas cheer

Taxin' us on our Christmas trees
Bad enough there's tax on beer
Next thing ya' know old Santa's sleigh
Will need license plates on rear

It's so un-con-sti-tu-tion-al,
Can they be sincere?
Such tax bringing, what a folly..
Soon they'll add some more to holly

Taxin' us on our Christmas trees
Like with Boston tea occurs..
Maybe should have a "Tree part-y"
Burn up all the pines and firs..

It's so un-con-sti-tu-tion-al,
Can they be sincere?
Such tax bringing, what a folly..
Soon they'll add some more to holly

Taxin' us on our Christmas trees
Like with Boston tea occurs..
Maybe should have a "Tree part-y"
Burn up all the pines and firs..

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Dave W. - November 11, 2011 - Report this comment

We gotta keep government outta christmas..If you're with me,.Raise your candy canes !

Porfle Popnecker - November 11, 2011 - Report this comment

Really like this one!

Barry J. Mitchel - November 11, 2011 - Report this comment

Obama must have intercepted this submission in transit, and pulled this tax.

AFW - November 11, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks, Dave...we certainly do...and thanks Porfle...and thanks, Barry..I think I did hear last night they're backing up on this due to large negative responses

Andria - November 11, 2011 - Report this comment

I don't like the government meddling about with Christmas either, it is supposed to be a happy time of the year... Dave, the candy cane is waving in the air... then again I have used an artificial tree that sits on the side table in the living room since 2003 or so, this tax won't be relevant if it goes through unless I need a new tree. Great work as is usual for AFW, and 5s...

Christie Marie M - November 11, 2011 - Report this comment

Oh, no! Not the tax on Christmas trees and the Christmas spirit. Does that mean no Santa, and no presents too?? A "tree" party! Wow, that's a thought.

AFW - November 11, 2011 - Report this comment

Thank you, Andria..and Christie...Yes, maybe the Grinch has taken over the gov..

Patrick - November 11, 2011 - Report this comment

What more proof do we need that this man is totally out of touch. Our best Christmas gift will be knowing on December 25, 2012 that Obama only has less than a month to go before he is replaced.

AFW - November 12, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks, Patrick

2Eagle - November 12, 2011 - Report this comment

So much for Christmas spirit. Don't you pay taxes on everything else you buy for Christmas?

AFW - November 12, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks, 2Eagle...yes, I guess we do...but seems different on a tree.

constitution man - November 14, 2011 - Report this comment

wow, another person not afraid to use the real word Christmas. i enjoyed Christmas and Christmas trees long before i developed any religious beliefs. very cool to see some balls, yet, not really, because it is , after all, a Christmas tree.

AFW - November 17, 2011 - Report this comment

Thanks, cm....It'll always be Christmas to me

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