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Song Parodies -> "Dawkins Around the Christmas Tree"
Original Song Title:
"Rocking Around the Christmas Tree"
Original Performer:
Brenda Lee
Parody Song Title:
"Dawkins Around the Christmas Tree"
Parody Written by:
Adam J Smith
The Lyrics
as in Richard Dawkins, natch
Dawkins around the Christmas Tree
at the Atheist party hop
Crucifixes nowhere you can see
That's the thing we're trying to stop
You will get a sanctimonious feeling, when you hear; Christians saying "God's Creation"; Test their faith with carbon dating.!
Dawkins around the Christmas Tree
Have a secular holiday
Everyone sneers contemptously
At the old religious way
Dawkins around the Christmas Tree
Let the Christian epoch pass
Later we'll make some bumpkins cry
picketing a midnight mass
You will get a sanctimonious feeling, when you hear; Christians saying "God's Creation"; Test their faith with carbon dating.!
Dawkins around the Christmas Tree
Have a secular holiday
Everyone sneers contemptously
At the old religious way
at the Atheist party hop
Crucifixes nowhere you can see
That's the thing we're trying to stop
You will get a sanctimonious feeling, when you hear; Christians saying "God's Creation"; Test their faith with carbon dating.!
Dawkins around the Christmas Tree
Have a secular holiday
Everyone sneers contemptously
At the old religious way
Dawkins around the Christmas Tree
Let the Christian epoch pass
Later we'll make some bumpkins cry
picketing a midnight mass
You will get a sanctimonious feeling, when you hear; Christians saying "God's Creation"; Test their faith with carbon dating.!
Dawkins around the Christmas Tree
Have a secular holiday
Everyone sneers contemptously
At the old religious way
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