Song Parodies -> This Cow's My Love
| Original Song Title: | "What Now My Love" |
| Original Performer: | Brenda Lee |
| Parody Song Title: | "This Cow's My Love" |
| Parody Written by: | Airfarcewon |
This Cow's My Love
Now that you've left me
She gets me thru..to another day
Gives me good milk
I give her passion..
Pails of oats and a bale of hay
Once every night, I squeeze her teats
Tho' I'm her man
Ferdinand competes..
She wags her tail and licks my shoe
I love to hear sweet Bessie moo
This Cow's My Love
Fine little heifer
My heart beats fast
When I'm in her stall
Her big eyes shine
This barn's our love bed
Our love nest..where we share it all
This Cow's My Love
Now that you're gone
Sometimes we cud-lle until the dawn
You never cared...for actions south
Her kiss..es show no drought
This Cow's My Love
Unlike no udder..
Let's hope...no hoof and mouth
Let's hope...no hoof and mouth
Now that you've left me
She gets me thru..to another day
Gives me good milk
I give her passion..
Pails of oats and a bale of hay
Once every night, I squeeze her teats
Tho' I'm her man
Ferdinand competes..
She wags her tail and licks my shoe
I love to hear sweet Bessie moo
This Cow's My Love
Fine little heifer
My heart beats fast
When I'm in her stall
Her big eyes shine
This barn's our love bed
Our love nest..where we share it all
This Cow's My Love
Now that you're gone
Sometimes we cud-lle until the dawn
You never cared...for actions south
Her kiss..es show no drought
This Cow's My Love
Unlike no udder..
Let's hope...no hoof and mouth
Let's hope...no hoof and mouth
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Elmer's thinks this parody's very glued indeed. Elsie agrees, and adds that these bovinic songs are imBorden to her. They (and I) give you 5s.
strangely poignant...expect ones from ferdinand !
bestiality? lol. very moooooving and funny! all 5s.
Thanks, Stan, good puns...thanks, alvin..you're right Ferdie struck..thanks, Harry
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