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Song Parodies -> "Toot Toot Tooters, Goodbye"

Original Song Title:

"Toot Toot Tootsie, Goodbye"

Original Performer:

Brenda Lee

Parody Song Title:

"Toot Toot Tooters, Goodbye"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Yesterday I heard two fella's say
"So small...there's just no way"
Many times I'd heard such sad refrains
And many times I've felt so low,
And so I used my brains..

Toot Toot Tooters, goodbye
Hoot Hoot Hooters, puff high
My "32 A's" hist'ry
No longer is this
Bosom twosome
Just a mys'try...

Saw my doctor of boobs,
He inflated these tubes
Now, those two guys
Stare at my size
Can't tell they're oriental,
'Cause I opened their eyes...

Toot Toot Tooters, so long
(My) Hoot Hoot Hooters...peak strong..

(Sax)

Saw my doctor of boobs,
He inflated these tubes
Now, those two guys
Stare at my size,
Can't tell their oriental,
'Cause I opened their eyes...

Toot Toot Tooters, so long
Hoot Hoot Hooters...peak strong

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Stan Hall - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
5-5-5 .... not a very interesting shape, but an acceptable score, I hope. :-)
alvin - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
quite the jolly sing-a-long
AFW - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stan, and alvin
John Barry - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
I'm tittering.
2Eagle - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Can't resist parodies of ancient songs - 555.
AFW - February 08, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, and 2Eagle

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