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Song Parodies -> "The Breath Anit Mine"

Original Song Title:

"The Boy Is Mine"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"The Breath Anit Mine"

Parody Written by:

lady_pimp aka B.B.P and Lil'Shorty aka B.T.

The Lyrics

i just made this up from the top of my head people say that im usually good at this so just give it a chance READ IT ALL
(B.B.P.) excuse me can i please talk to you for a minute
(B.T.) uh huh you know you look kinda familar
(B.B.P.) yeah you do to well do you know yeah you know
(B.T.) o yeah i really know
(B.B.P.) i just wanna let you know its yours
(B.T.) uh huh no no its yours

you need to get some gum had about enough
it's not hard to see the breath aint mine

B.B.P- think it's time we got this straight sit here and talk face to face
cause theres no way I could mistake your breath is driving me insane

B.T.- see i know that when you eat you dont ever brush ya teeth
cause your nose i cloged if you cant tell that your breath stinks like hell

B.B.P-see i tried to hesitate i didnt wanna say what it does to me cause when i talk to you i cant make it through a day and thats a shame

B.T.-well maybe one day you could cause your upper lip stinks too need to brush your teeth and that the truth your tooth paste so old it
got roots

chrous... you need to get some gum had about enough it's not hard to see the breath aint mine im sorry that you seem to be confused it's not hard to see the breath aint mine

B.T,-must you choose the foods you choose breath stay smellin like spoiled food you need to know you need breath cooler well if you didnt know it well girl it's true

B.B.P-i think that you should realize that your breath smells much worst you cant help the facts so you lie i know it's killin you inside

B.T.- you can say what you wanna say but that smell i just cant take it
from the truth you cant escape it i can tell fresh breath from old bacon

B.B.P- when will you get the picture your breath smells like old fish and dirt even when it's fine it dont smell like if you didnt know the breath aint mine oh oh oh oh oo oh


B.T.-the breath mints are now unfound a small chat i wont allow the breath is your without a doubt and now it's swelling my lungs

B.B.P-whats makes you think its not from you your breaths the thing that broke into a sensitive part in my nose im not the only one that knows


B.B.P-the breath aint miiinnneee not mine
B.T. -but yours
B.B.P-not mine
B.T.-but yours
B.B.P-not mine
B.T.-but yourssss

Chrous ......................but not technically singing
if you know what i mean

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del del - July 31, 2003 - Report this comment
you copied most of the original song

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