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Song Parodies -> "Zaya"

Original Song Title:

"Fire"

Original Performer:

Brandon King

Parody Song Title:

"Zaya"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

I got this idea from the Luanne comic (Eyez of Zeye) in my paper today and then came up with a comic book storyline that I am gonna develop. The story: Zaya (aka Simone Ocarra), is a young Basque girl who lost her mother to an evil sorcerer who murdered her in secret- hoping no one would ever find out. But since her mother went missing, Simone suspected foul-play as he had been lusting after a new exotic dancer from E. Europe. In desperation, Simone gives herself over to a powerful demonic spirit Tirrath using the sorcere's own secrets and then gazes into the sorcerer's crystal ball to learn of her mother's true fate. Tirrath granted her the power to see, but also cursed her with the power to turn anyone's worst fears into psychological hell if they stared directly into Simone's alluring eyes. Only the pure of heart or a man of God would not be touched. She murdered the magician, but must remain alone for life unless she can find a pure man. Resigned to defeat, she roams the world stalking evil men to bring hell to. Has the power of mind manipulation and control which can kill. Can cause hallucinations or false visions for her own purposes. But all is not lost as a fallen priest turned vigilante, the Crimson Cross, falls in love with Simone from a distance. His fortress is an abandoned church where she cannot set foot (becomes blinded and crippled the nearer she gets to anything holy). Will she purge herself of her demonic powers and find the man of her dreams? I'm not going to tell ;-D
You see a girl worth pursuing
But boy, you don’t know what you’re doin’
From her you’d better stay away
Protect your eyes from her evil gaze

You will be more than dazed

But you can’t help believin’
That she’s an angel, not a demon
Listen to me when I say
Better to act now and run away

Before you become crazed

Lookin’ in the eyes of Zaya
She knows your every desire
Boy, you’re playin’ with hell-fire
Lose your soul with nothing to gain
(Your tortured mind will suffer pain)

Curiosity killed the cat
Once you look, there’s no turning back
Listen to me when I say
Better to act now and run away

Blind to her wicked ways

Oh, the power of persuasion
She can break your concentration
From her you’d better stay away
Protect your eyes from her evil gaze

Darkest evil invades

Lookin’ in the eyes of Zaya
She knows your every desire
Boy, you’re playin’ with hell-fire
Lose your soul with nothing to gain
(Your tortured mind will suffer pain)

Boy, don’t look, she won’t let go!
Avoid the mirrors of her soul
Too late, eyes locked, her power flows
Twisted mind invasion overload

Your will she now controls

You stupid fool…
Children are also her weakness b/c of their innocence. She cannot look into their eyes or will burn inside. They can see her as she really is.

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Porfle Popnecker - July 25, 2012 - Report this comment
Good stuff!
Rob Arndt - July 26, 2012 - Report this comment
TY Porfle, I am developing the storyline right now and have her first nemesis- the Roma dancer Amari who lost Zantar the sorcerer. She's out for revenge! Searching the net for artwork to redesign. A graphic artist will charge $1500 for a complete graphic novel.
Rob Arndt - July 26, 2012 - Report this comment
I should add that Basque colors are Red, White, and Green for Zaya with a flaming eye in the center. I'm sketching now and incorporating both Superhero costume with Basque model wear and even looking at ETA as a potential Ally or enemy. As for Amari, I found this art online as a start to redesign: http://www.webdesignhot.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/06/SexyNakedWomanWithFloralBackgroundVector.jpg

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