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Song Parodies -> "Climate Change"

Original Song Title:

"Bui Doi (from Miss Saigon)"

Original Performer:

Boublil & Schonberg

Parody Song Title:

"Climate Change"

Parody Written by:

D. Pietras

The Lyrics

If Miss Thunberg had a Ph.D. and a choir backing her up...
[Choir:]
It's climate change
It threatens life
It scorches earth
It gives us strife
It is the burning remainder
Of all the coal we've ever used
That's how we know
Deep in our hearts
That we will all be burning too

[Solo:]
Like all professors, I once thought.
But who needs that? I now have Al Gore!
He really is a genius,
though some say he's a bore.
He told us all what we should do.
It's quite an inconvenient truth:
We have to go electric,
for oil will kill our youth!

It's climate change,
It threatens life,
It scorches earth,
It gives us strife!
It is the burning reminder
of all the coal I've ever used.
That's why I think,
because I'm smart,
that soon I might be burning too.

Our children don't have any time;
they can't escape to any place,
for after just twelve years,
they'll drown up to their face.
This may not be my specialty,
but I'm still extremely qualified
to tell you that the oceans
will kill us when they rise!

It's climate change,
It threatens life,
It scorches earth,
It gives us strife!
It is the burning reminder
that we emit much CO2.
That's how I know,
deep in my heart,
that soon we'll all be burning too.

Planet earth in need,
capital to give.
If we don't pay now,
none of us will live!
Help our cause!

[Choir:]
It's climate change,
It threatens life,
It scorches earth,
It gives us strife!
It is the burning remainder
Of all the coal we've ever used.
That's why we know (that we emit)
Deep in our hearts (much CO2!)
That's why we know
That we will all be burning too!
...all doubters would beware this zealous professor, lest they be purged from their graduate program.

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alexander's ragtag band - October 14, 2019 - Report this comment
Long ago I heard that we had used up 80% of the carbonated fuel, so I don't see how the last 20% can do much damage.
DP - October 15, 2019 - Report this comment
Me, neither. The 'professor' is clearly a hack. Otherwise, why would he rely on Al Gore to do his thinking for him?
jmndlbm - October 15, 2019 - Report this comment
wut u mean a**hole denier?! climate change gonna kill us all n ur here jokin bout it? not funny dood. no suprise u epic failed grad skool. u get all 1's n 1st up 4 the purge when hilldogg beats drumpf next yr. betta get reducated. l8r h8r!
John Stokes in The Canadian - October 20, 2019 - Report this comment
Remember, over 4.5 billion people could die from global warming-related causes by 2012. (https://tinyurl.com/y3eh5p8t)

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