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Song Parodies -> "Han Solo"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Bosco Commercial

Parody Song Title:

"Han Solo"

Parody Written by:

Robert D. Arndt Jr.

The Lyrics

Oh, poor old Han Solo!
Clumsy as can be!
Broke his leg don't you know?
Falcon's door fell like a tree!*

Hasn't smuggled anything
Since 1983**
Han Solo just looks tired
At 72, not spry indeed!

Oh, poor old Han Solo!
Not as strong as a Wookie!

[Episode VII coming December 2015]***
* On the set of Star Wars Episode VII filming
** since "Return of the Jedi"
*** Disney owns both the SW and Marvel franchises and can't afford to pit SW EP.7 against Avengers II in May 2015

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Voting Results

Pacing: 3.8
How Funny: 3.8
Overall Rating: 3.8

Total Votes: 10

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 3   0
 4   0
 5   7

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Star Wars Fan - June 23, 2014 - Report this comment
May the FORD be with you???

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