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Song Parodies -> "Cosco"
Original Song Title:
"Bosco"
Original Performer:
Bosco Commercial
Parody Song Title:
"Cosco"
Parody Written by:
Robert D. Arndt Jr.
The Lyrics
A little box store fun :)
Oh, we love Cosco!
All their luxuries!
Big box store neighbor Cosco
It meets our family's needs
Huge Megapacks piled in stacks
Fulfills our gluttony
Cosco gives us desire
For weekly shopping sprees!
Oh, we love Cosco!
Pallet for our groceries!
[Added lyrics]
Middle Class can kiss our ass
WE can afford membership fees!
Recession hasn't brought us to our knees...
All their luxuries!
Big box store neighbor Cosco
It meets our family's needs
Huge Megapacks piled in stacks
Fulfills our gluttony
Cosco gives us desire
For weekly shopping sprees!
Oh, we love Cosco!
Pallet for our groceries!
[Added lyrics]
Middle Class can kiss our ass
WE can afford membership fees!
Recession hasn't brought us to our knees...
Bosco was a chocolate drink... not sure if they make it anymore...???
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Don't think we have any of these stores in my area..but I have heard of 'em on newscasts
Costco used to be Eastern US but then over time bought out Price Club which was Western US and then they expanded to overseas in a few nations. Then Wal-Mart came up with Sam's Club to target Cosco stores... so we have box store mania. I used to shop Cosco but since I live in Cali there are Wal-Marts everywhere. Love their Superstores :)
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