-> "Mrs. Grinch"
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You're a bad wife, Mrs. Grinch
A hard domestic heel
All those wedding vows you promised
Have become a proneless deal
You diss his banana, never give it a peel
You're neglectful, Mrs. Grinch
Your marriage isn't whole
No nookie in the cranny,
Never gave Greenie a roll,
Why be so greedy,.
He needs TLC for his three inch pole
You're a corn cob, Mrs. Grinch
And that's probably what you use
As a kinky substitution
To make up for your refuse,
There is a wedge between the two of you
So, he makes Christmas real bad news
You're a foul ball Mrs. Grinch
By denying him his niche
A thoughtless female, cold and cruel
A snooty want-not witch
The three words that best describe you,
Are as follows, and I quote,
No - love - bitch!
You are frigid, Mrs. Grinch
And the queen of no hip latch
Like a lobster with no pinchers,
Your vagina doesn't snatch,
Why not remedy things, this evening
Greet him, smiling, in a gown, seductive
Give in and just pretend you have passion
Romp and play in bed- mangling sheets in
A tangled up patch..
Warm him a little, Mrs. Grinch
Might help him lose that angry force
Then he might not be stealing Christmas
Whipping his dog-deer like a horse,
Serve him a glass of fine wine, with a three course dinner,
Then let "inter-" be the fourth..
(So she did - she gave Mr. Grinch joys,
And that was the real reason he took back all the toys)
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