You're a dim one... Mr. Smirk
An election, you did steal
What you preach, you do not practice
What you're harming will not heal,
Mr. Smirk...
Florida's banana pols are... G.O.P. seals!

What's your answer... Mr. Smirk?
What was your brother's role?
Explain how those outsiders
Put the Dade recount on hold,
Mr. Smirk...
We didn't elect you - you got a...
Three hundred thousand vote count hole!

You're a wild one... Mr. Smirk
The Far Right's just your style
You have all the mental weakness
Of your right wing rank and file,
Mr. Smirk...
Given their choice of George W., we are...
Sick of your rank and file!

You're a cheater... Mr. Smirk
You're the king of sleazy plots
Your partners fixed your ballots,
Watched your goons on TV spots,
Mr. Smirk...
You're a truth wrecker, no doubt a fool, branded...
Let's hand him a loss!

Who helped create you... Mr. Smirk?
Is your father your Big Boss?
You're a crooked jerk who's lucky
And you fear a recount loss,
Mr. Smirk...
Your past, as an apparent coke freak,
Overflowing with the most disgraceful debasement of conduct imaginable,
Tangled up... in CIA plots!

You're a coward... Mr. Smirk
You are nasty when you're drunk
Your heart is full of right wing plots
Your platform's full of bunk,
Mr. Smirk....
The three words that best describe are as follows, and I quote:
Stink!
Stank!
Stunk!