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Song Parodies -> "San Antonio Nose"

Original Song Title:

"San Antonio Rose"

Original Performer:

Bob Wills

Parody Song Title:

"San Antonio Nose"

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The Lyrics

I am so perplexed, miss it terribly
My Nose in old San Antone
Where a doc performed plastic surgery
To pay, I took out a loan

There in his office room, close to the Alamo
Had rhinoplasty, I so long dreamed of
Two thousand bucks, took an hour or so
Gave up a nose, that I now love

Old nose was my splendor, Oh why did we part ?
Bring back my Nose, Nose of San Antone
Like some old car fender, or mushrooms fallin' apart
But, that big schnozz was my love, my own

Broken twice, had torn cartilage
Big bump where some kid threw a stone
Such an ugly sight, added years of age
But, I miss my Nose of San Antone

Broken twice, had torn cartilage
A bump where some kid threw a stone
Just an ugly sight, added years of age
Still miss my Nose of San Antone..

Bring back my Nose of San Antone

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alvin rhodes - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
delightfully goofy
John Barry - June 16, 2006 - Report this comment
What Alvin said, and great title.
AFW - June 17, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin and john

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