Now we've got the internet from dusk til dawn
We sit at computers, all downloading

Games we can play or the funniest pics
Of puppies and kittens, of pussies and

Demotivational cartoons and wit
All hunting round for the worst sort of

Humour and making some cursory checks
On downloaded content, hoping there'll be

Films like The Hobbit, or Sean of the Dead
Or lovely young ladies who like giving

Presents to every young lassie and dude
Filming the things that they do in the

Kitchen, like chopping but if knives are blunt
Instead, they might film a courgette in the

Saucepan, I think, 'cause where else could it go?
If you think this is dirty well I really hope so