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Song Parodies -> "No Butts In My Nose"

Original Song Title:

"Buttons And Bows"

Original Performer:

Bob Hope, from movie "The Paleface"

Parody Song Title:

"No Butts In My Nose"

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The Lyrics

Sex is great, and it's the best
When it kinks and curls my toes
I've a flair for body sharin'
Sweet girls, like flowers, nice struttin', no clothes
But, don't want No Butts In My Nose..

I'll suck on toes, and teeth silk hose
Even tongue ears, I suppose
But won't slide down near yucky town
Where that old and nasty bacteria grows..
I do not like No Butts In My Nose..

I'll smooch on their smooth skin
Share touch and tingle fun
And I'll love them anyplace, but where
There's no shine from the sun..

I don't denounce the back seat bounce
Love it's jiggle and it's pose
Just don't choose no brownie caboose'n,
To show my lovin' and passion that grows,
Cuz' I don't need No Butts In My Nose


Have no whim for rimmin' low places on women
Steer clear of those where things will dispose
Works for some, but I'll skip bum..
I just don't need No Butts In My Nose..

Butts In My Nose, Butts In My Nose..

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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alvin - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
amen...i'm with ya on this
Kristof Robertson - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
EEEK! This is HILARIOUS, AFW...but man, is it close to the edge. "But won't slide down near yucky town"...had me convulsing. 555+
AFW - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, alvin...and Kristof...I guess it is WF borderline, and such an old chestnut of a song...just a couple of us on this site who'd recall it...
Guy - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
No butts about it although it was not exactly pRIM and pooper, er I mean proper.

I'll slap butt
But I won't rut.

5 butt slaps.
AFW - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy...good rhymes..
Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta - November 05, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey-e Ovah 'eah AFW. Yous iz wize ta keepin' yous nose outta udder peeples bizness. Wees doan likes no brown knowsen bastiches 'roun owa organazashun. Alls wees wunts iz da tribudes dat is ohed uz. Cheeto (Da Noze) DeNozo usta hav iz noze so fawa up Luco Brazzi's azz dat wen Luco made a suddin right Cheeto almos gots iz noze wats busted offa hiz face. 2-LOUD Outta 'Eah.
AFW - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Thanks, Carmine..I love your midwestern drawl
Carmine (2-LOUD) Boccotesta - November 06, 2007 - Report this comment
Hey-e AFW - Tanks fer note-is-in da aksent. I akshually growed up in the mid-west end a da Bronx. I didend noze dat id wuz dat a-parent.

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