-> "No Butts In My Nose"
Original Song Title:
"Buttons And Bows"
Bob Hope, from movie "The Paleface"
Parody Song Title:
"No Butts In My Nose"
Sex is great, and it's the best
When it kinks and curls my toes
I've a flair for body sharin'
Sweet girls, like flowers, nice struttin', no clothes
But, don't want No Butts In My Nose..
I'll suck on toes, and teeth silk hose
Even tongue ears, I suppose
But won't slide down near yucky town
Where that old and nasty bacteria grows..
I do not like No Butts In My Nose..
I'll smooch on their smooth skin
Share touch and tingle fun
And I'll love them anyplace, but where
There's no shine from the sun..
I don't denounce the back seat bounce
Love it's jiggle and it's pose
Just don't choose no brownie caboose'n,
To show my lovin' and passion that grows,
Cuz' I don't need No Butts In My Nose
Have no whim for rimmin' low places on women
Steer clear of those where things will dispose
Works for some, but I'll skip bum..
I just don't need No Butts In My Nose..
Butts In My Nose, Butts In My Nose..
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