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Song Parodies -> "Fangs For the Mammary"
Original Song Title:
"Thanks For The Memory"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bob Hope
Parody Song Title:
"Fangs For the Mammary"
Parody Written by:
Airfarcewon
The Lyrics
Fangs For The Mammary
Her Boa was alive
It measured ten foot five
Though, just a pet
She did forget
That snakes have jungle drive
Unlucky, she was..
Fangs For the Mammary
Strip dance...exotic act
Her serpent rudely snacked
Above the waste
It showed good taste,
If not a lot of tact
How painful, it was..
A grip on her plastic, so drastic
They had to bring in paramedics
And administer anesthetics
Before that asp
Released it's grasp..
Fangs For The Mammary
I guess I should decree
Kind words of sympathy
Forgive my lust,
But say, I must
That snake I'd love to be
How lucky it was..
Her Boa was alive
It measured ten foot five
Though, just a pet
She did forget
That snakes have jungle drive
Unlucky, she was..
Fangs For the Mammary
Strip dance...exotic act
Her serpent rudely snacked
Above the waste
It showed good taste,
If not a lot of tact
How painful, it was..
A grip on her plastic, so drastic
They had to bring in paramedics
And administer anesthetics
Before that asp
Released it's grasp..
Fangs For The Mammary
I guess I should decree
Kind words of sympathy
Forgive my lust,
But say, I must
That snake I'd love to be
How lucky it was..
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great title...and the song lived up to the promise...5s
This had me tittering.
You've been in naughty form lately, AFW. Good job...5s
John Barry stole my comment. Titillating and tantalizing 5's
Thanks, Alvin, Dee, Rick C, and John....
If only Bob Hope had lived to see this. Too bad his joke writers apparently died 30 years before he did.
Thanks, Michael....
Nippy!
Thanks to Johnny D
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