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Song Parodies -> "Tanks For The Armory"

Original Song Title:

"Thanks For The Memory"

Original Performer:

Bob Hope

Parody Song Title:

"Tanks For The Armory"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Tanks For The Armory
There's one in every town
In camouflage or brown
Metallic hard, and battle scarred
Memorial renowned..
We thank them
So much

Tanks For The Armory
A patriotic sight
Of military might
Displaying there, to show we care
Defending good and right..
We thank them
So much

They tell, like Old Glory, a story
Shouting in reverent silence
Of deeds...great courage and violence
Our history....Democracy....

Tanks For The Armory
A weapon we endorse,
Though sometimes with remorse
For all the guys who gave their lives
In bravery with this force..
We thank them
So much...
Yes, we thank them
So.. much.....

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 3

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Stuart McArthur - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
fine pacing and wording on those nasty short lines AFW - 555
alvin rhodes - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
clever tit title...clever parody...5s
alvin rhodes - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
well, there's a freudian typo if i ever saw one
AFW - July 08, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stuart, and alvin, and alvin....yeah...I noticed...couple that with your today's submission..and some might say, you got boobs on the mind..but then, there are worse things to think about :)
Stray Pooch - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
So fitting to give a tribute to vets using Bob's theme song. Very well chosen and executed. 555
Stray Pooch - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
btw, for Alvin, a good "tit title" would have been "Thanks for the Mammaries." :D
AFW - July 10, 2005 - Report this comment
Thanks, Stray Pooch..."Mammaries" good tit-le..but I believe Rick Duncan already done it...

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