-> "Satellite Freeze"
Original Song Title:
"Buttons And Bows" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Satellites - work fine most nights
Till the rain or snow hits trees
Then interrupt - is where I'm starin'
For minutes, hours, it's satellite freeze,
Broke up, tiled out, satellite freeze..
M.O.'s I perk - and pay network,
But the service sure don't please
Thunderstorms - uncan canned worms,
Irritating like - extra tight BVD's
I'm plumb bummed out from satellite freeze
When into a movie,
Or a favorite show's half done,
If the sky grows dark with stronger air
Screen's shot down, like a gun..
Dish, I'll denounce - swear loud and bounce,
Like Tom Cruise, on couch, Opree's
Why can't tech's , start smart mind's a-flexin'
Like Steve Jobs did for the Apple big cheese
And solve this glitch of satellite freeze?
- Temperamental - Instrumental
Gimme TV watchin' - where theirs no blotchin'
Of abstracted scenes - smeared red, blues, and greens
Oh, please defrost - or reduce cost,
I'm sick and tired of satellite freeze..
Real sick and tired of satellite freeze..
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