Thanks for the mammary,
That perky little boob,
That flashed across the tube
What a big ripple
That pierced little nipple
Caused through the multitudes,
We thank you, so much.....

And thanks for the mammary,
It came as quite a shock
Even to Kid Rock
But oh, what a bitch
If the camera had switched
To Willie Nelson's...er...socks,
We thank you, so much....

And thanks for the mammary,
That seemed a funny hue---
Not like the rest of you,
I'd hazard a guess
That both of your breasts
Are "palomino," too,
We thank you, so much......

And thanks for the mammary,
That took a little stroll
Amid the Super Bowl
It proved one thing:
You just can't sing,
And you're a big a-hole,
Oh, thank you...sooooo much!