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Song Parodies -> "Fangs For The Arteries"

Original Song Title:

"Thanks For The Memory"

Original Performer:

Bob Hope

Parody Song Title:

"Fangs For The Arteries"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Fangs for the arteries
On that old wolf of were (pronounced "Where")
Blood thirst beyond compare
He'd nip a peck
And bite your neck,
If garlic wasn't there..
How nasty, he was...

Long fangs for the arteries
Like Lon Chan-ey once had
That classic filmdom lad
Portrayed a scary "Wolfman"
Sneaky, scuzzy, hairy, mad..
And so horny, he was..

Babes with an A-cup could wake up
With marks on their throat, dotted punctures
A sign the vampire had sucked theirs,
Soon they would be, like him, you see..

With fangs for the arteries
Long sharp and jagged teeth
Two up, and two beneath
Felt no rejoice,
Their only choice,
Same fate they must bequeath
Fang others, so much..

Fangs for the arteries
Each vampire, with the dawn,
Would, in his coffin, yawn
Hide in those nooks
For old Mel Brooks' slyly spoof upon
Then fang you so much

Dracula slunk in his castle
Located in old Transylvania
Had one big drain ya'
And leave you dry
With no goodbye..

Now skeptics who don't believe
That such things can exist
May be on the list..
But by morning...hairy wrist
It happens, so much..

It happens, so much..

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 10

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Timmy1000 - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
A biting spoof to start the day.
Old Man Ribber - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
This bites...and sucks! Within the context of this song and subject, that is high praise indeed! ;D
Phil Nelson - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Very well written and funny
Andria - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Your parody bites! Really, that's quite apropos for a well-done vampire parody such as this, and I always enjoy your parodies, whatever they're written about. 5s.
Mark Scotti - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
A "hair raising"(Litterally), and funny 'tail"(pun intended...)!
Christie Marie M - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Cleverly re-"vamped", AFW! Sink your teeth into some 5's!
AFW - January 18, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks, Timmy, OMR, Phil, Andria, Mark, and Christie
VampCakes - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
This is Dracula Spectacula , sir L'AIR ! Being a SCORPIO, I naturally crave anything Halloween, anytime o the Year !
blackjack21 - January 19, 2010 - Report this comment
Sinking my teeth into this one, 555.

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