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Song Parodies -> "Clank Went The Armory"

Original Song Title:

"Thanks For The Memory"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Hope

Parody Song Title:

"Clank Went The Armory"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

I don't believe fair maidens of olden days ever dressed in suits of armor, like their counterparts..but just for the sake of this parody theme, let's assume they did
Clank! Went the armory
In old medieval times,
In bed, couple climbs
To share sex joys,
How loud the noise,
Like in a barrel, tossed dimes..
No thanks..to those days..

Clank! Went the armory
A suit of armor miss
Hard lips, cold to kiss
And prone to rust,
Her iron bust,
No jiggling to this..
No thanks..to those days..

They had to stuff cotton, a lot 'n
Not really good style for romancing
Imagine the clatter while dancing,
Not too ideal, those suits of steel..

Oh clank! Went the armory
Dressed like Tin Man from Oz,
Covered face and schnozz
One careless prod,
Could ruin your rod,
Be bandaged up in gauze..
No thanks..to those days..

No thanks..to those days..

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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 12

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Leo Keough - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Very funny concept...LOL!!!...555!!!
Timmy1000 - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Really liked the "Careless Prod" line. I think they had some armor, just not the full body armor.
Mark Scotti - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Hacksaw needed for a date!! LOL
AFW - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks to Leo, Timmy, and Mark
Fiddlegirl - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
AFW... this is joust ridiculous. ;)
Chastity Belt Meets Sir Lance-A-Lot - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
... would've made this realistic and still worked. You'd be amazed at how many men learned lock-picking during those lonely knights. Still clever idea, funny as always. 555
@ Lady Grin-of-Ear(-to-ear) - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
I cannot tell you how much I enjoyed our night in shining ardor.
LadyTaTa - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
L' Air de Farce the Mighty Duke oEdge, Le ' Marquis SatyrMayor `, . . I believe the Ladies wore 'chasity belts' . . . my Lord.
CBMSLAL @ LadyTaTa - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
kindly see second comment above thine, m'lady!
@ Lady G. - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
A Gala had on my part as well, Sir!
Christie Marie M - August 27, 2009 - Report this comment
What a jovial parody of thee, Sir Airfarcewon! I can hear the armory clinking and clanking in your song! How well you defend one's honor! I shall give thee 5's, Your Nobleness! Fare thee well!! :)
AFW - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Fg, CB, Lady, and Christie..
Guy - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Sir Farce - This gives "Armour Hot Dogsā„¢" a whole new meaning. One could take a spanking from all that clanking. Funny write.
AFW - August 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Thanks, Guy...Heh, heh, ...He said Armour hot dogs..

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