Pranks are misleading me
Like the very lame doorbell ditch game
Even a can of nuts with a snake inside, how insane
How silly they were

The pranks are misleading me
Nobody attacks me with dumb Swahili
Though this is all annoying but sound gibberish to me
How nosey they were

Still watching useless game shows
Although it's very boring, it sucks
But I knew that I was out of luck
Even sometimes, the laugh's on me

Though pranks are misleading me
This is not for thrills, but run-of-the-mills
Can't withstand fake money like stupid "three-dollar bills"
It's Limp Bizkit junk

Pranks are misleading me
Like barking angry dogs and a plague of frogs
Opened my closet, I got hit by unseen falling logs
How crazy they were

Pranks are misleading me
When somebody unwise had on his disguise
Trying to prevent me from watching Totally Spies
How funny they were

Gone are those parties from downtown
Where, you know, I'd spend a great birthday
Been watching too much of the Late Show
With David Letterman, too

I know there's no policy
I'm driven up the wall, phony phone calls
But then, would I ever be striking back at all?
I'll prank call 'em back