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Song Parodies -> "Thanks For The Enima"

Original Song Title:

"Thanks For The Memory"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bob Hope

Parody Song Title:

"Thanks For The Enima"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Thanks for the enima
It really was a treat
Too sore to have a seat
My aching butt
feels like a cut
Of tenderloin meat..
I thank you, so much

Thanks for the enima
When you brought that syringe
It really made me cringe
I'll tell ya' Gal,
If this ain't Hell,
It's gotta be the fringe,
I thank you, so much

Thanks for the enima
I'm sloshin' in my toes
I had to hold my nose
There must've been
Ten gallons in
Before you clamped the hose
I thank you, so much

Thanks for the water cure
Came when no BM start
showed up on my wall chart
Pooed like a horse,
With so much force
Stool nearly blew apart..
I thank you, so much

Thanks for the enima
You ain't that bad a nurse
I guess there are some worse
I liked you best
In "Cuckoo's Nest"
Now, order me a hearse..
I thank you, so much

I thank you, so much..




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MasonR - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
A wonderful parody you've spewed forth here.
Chris Kilo - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
If I remember right, I think it's spelled "enema", but what the hell. Great parody none the less! 555s
AFW - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, Mason, and Chris...ya' got me, I'm busted...Must've been the bad spell I suffered as a result of..
John Barry - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
An eminent parody. How about a sequel about the dowdy nurse doing the administration: "Enema Frump" (Eminence Front)?
Yoidy - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Love the Cuckoo's Nest reference there. 555!
Paul Robinson - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Hysterical, butt sinse ya misspelled the MANE wurd in yur peace yu hav too bee peenalizid...butt I cant giv thiss les than "5-5-5", sow I'm gona havta assk ya to bend ofir ~ ~ ~
alvin rhodes - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
amusing from top to...uh...bottom
carol - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Bottom's up! 555
AFW - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, John, and Yoidy, and thanks, Paul...Y'all have ta wait till I get the bends : )....thanks, alvin, and carol
Chris Kilo - November 30, 2006 - Report this comment
Quote: "ya' got me, I'm busted...Must've been the bad spell I suffered as a result of" Haha, it must HAVE been a result of the enema LOL. I'm not too much of a spelling/grammar hound, but sometimes I just gotta let someone know. But still - great lines in this one. Keep up the good work ;)
2Eagle - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Have you tried coffee enemas?
Kristof Robertson - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Hyster-rectal, AFW! Oh, btw...."bummer" about the misspell! ;-) 555
AFW - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Thanks, 2Eagle, and Kristof..
AFW - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
Oh, 2Eagle...coffee enemas? are you serious? sounds like a substitute for Viagra...something to keep you up all night..
PMS - December 01, 2006 - Report this comment
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