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Song Parodies -> "Poultry In Motion"

Original Song Title:

"Poetry in Motion"

Original Performer:

Bobby Vee

Parody Song Title:

"Poultry In Motion"

Parody Written by:

Phil Alexander

The Lyrics

er... probably the less said about this the better
When I see my chicken,
What do I see?
Poultry
Poultry in Motion

Poultry in motion, walking round her coop
Chicken feed devotion, makes me cock-a-hoop
Poultry in motion, my darling never begs
But has the perfect notion to give me lots of eggs

I love every movement, and every little cluck
You might think it errant, but she's my little friend to
Poultry in motion, there's one thing I would know
Where did she get the notion to cross that busy road?

cluck,
cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck
cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck
cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck
clu-u-ck

Poultry in motion, but not in motion still
But splattering most on my radiator grille

I love every movement, and every little cluck
Now I amm in torment she's been run over by my truck
Poultry in motion, what I miss the most
A gravy-boat of potion to pour over my roast

cluck,
cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck
cluck cluck cluck cluck cluck
..repeat to fade..

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Michael Pacholek - August 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Good, but it was Johnny Tillotson, not Bobby Vee.
Little Red Hen - August 03, 2003 - Report this comment
Can't you say anything good about this song? Just saying 'good' then correcting the artist name seems a bit trite. Who cares who the artist is. This is a good parody. Why can't you just leave it at that? Sometimes your comments are 'clucked up'.
Fog Horn Leg Horn - August 03, 2003 - Report this comment
I say that boy reminds me of, (pay attention boy) what you get when you cross a computer with an encyclopedia salesman. (A clucking know it all.)
malcolm higgins - August 03, 2003 - Report this comment
sort of song I could do wonders with on whatfreaks.. especially the cluck line.. I think I would call mine "ckoking on the chicken"
malcolm higgins - August 03, 2003 - Report this comment
sort of song I could do wonders with on whatfreaks.. especially the cluck line.. I think I would call mine "ckoking on the chicken" btw 5-5-5 great job
Phil Alexander - August 04, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm sure you're right Michael: the lyric site I used (and the only mp3 I could find) was Bobby Vee, so that's who I thought must have been the original.
Allyson - September 13, 2003 - Report this comment
that's right you! Pay me lots of gold and bow down to my power " YES CHICEN MASTER" Damn it i said Gold NOW LAY JACK LAY! "why does it have to be me!

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