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Song Parodies -> "Baskin Robbins"
Original Song Title:
"Rockin' Robin"
Original Performer:
Bobby Day
Parody Song Title:
"Baskin Robbins"
Parody Written by:
Alvin Rhodes
The Lyrics
quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet
quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet
quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet
sweet...sweet....sweet sweet
he sits like a fat slob all the day long
slurpin' and a-lickin' that ice cream cone
after havin' thirds, can't see his feet
stuff at baskin robbins is so doggone sweet
baskin robbins...sweet...guiltily sweet
baskin robbins...sweet...guiltily sweet
eat baskin robbins and you'll be too full to walk tonight
every little swallow...brings you ecstasy
very bite is pure as a treat can be
a pie is foul...a cake snack blows
but i know a thing that will cure your woes
baskin robbins...sweet...guiltily sweet
baskin robbins...sweet...guiltily sweet
eat baskin robbins and you'll be too full to walk tonight
i really have a cravin', so away i prance
have banana splits until i split my pants
i started eating steady from a big ol' bowl
i topped it with some syrup and some...oreos
he sits like a fat slob all the day long
slurpin' and a-lickin' that ice cream cone
after havin' thirds, can't see his feet
stuff at baskin robbins is so doggone sweet
baskin robbins...sweet...guiltily sweet
baskin robbins...sweet...guiltily sweet
eat baskin robbins and you'll be too full to walk tonight
quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet
quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet
quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet
sweet...sweet....sweet sweet
quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet
quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet
sweet...sweet....sweet sweet
he sits like a fat slob all the day long
slurpin' and a-lickin' that ice cream cone
after havin' thirds, can't see his feet
stuff at baskin robbins is so doggone sweet
baskin robbins...sweet...guiltily sweet
baskin robbins...sweet...guiltily sweet
eat baskin robbins and you'll be too full to walk tonight
every little swallow...brings you ecstasy
very bite is pure as a treat can be
a pie is foul...a cake snack blows
but i know a thing that will cure your woes
baskin robbins...sweet...guiltily sweet
baskin robbins...sweet...guiltily sweet
eat baskin robbins and you'll be too full to walk tonight
i really have a cravin', so away i prance
have banana splits until i split my pants
i started eating steady from a big ol' bowl
i topped it with some syrup and some...oreos
he sits like a fat slob all the day long
slurpin' and a-lickin' that ice cream cone
after havin' thirds, can't see his feet
stuff at baskin robbins is so doggone sweet
baskin robbins...sweet...guiltily sweet
baskin robbins...sweet...guiltily sweet
eat baskin robbins and you'll be too full to walk tonight
quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet
quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet
quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet
sweet...sweet....sweet sweet
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Very funny and fattening....and a great commercial for BR...Fivers
delicious
A good follow-up to this would be "Never On A Sundae". Clever parody and title.
"quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet"...that's just freakin' genius, man! 555
Many clever words substitutions. My favorite: Oreos for oriole. 15 flavors.
thanks AFW royce guy kristof and john for the kind words
The "guiltily sweet" sub in the chorus is priceless. Very funny!
Clever parody of that old gem.
Sweet, but I've got a bone to pick with you and Royce about your parodies today. Donuts, Twinkies, ice cream.....mmmm, ice cream.....DOH!
LMAO ! quality treats to eat...treats are guiltily sweet Hilarious! 5's
a parody of good taste 5-5-5
Five scoops, five toppings, five cherries.
Having worked at BR all through high school, this one hits close to home, Alvin! Great job!!
This parody melts in your mouse, not on your hands!
thanks leo 2eagle dee rick malcolm michael arwen and johnny
Still waiting for this one to get a perfect score of 31 5-votes. 19 to go.
Very yummy! I enjoyed every single line of it; it was so cute. Here's the 13th triple-5 vote to go on top. =)
Wasn't this on Kidsongs? that's what I don't like about the song you made a parody of
I love Baskin Robbins! I love Pralines and Cream! I got the biggest sweet tooth in America!!! 555!!!
thanks michael, serafina and lee....never heard of kidsongs...thanks christie and dr. music
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