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Song Parodies -> "Sharp as Knife"

Original Song Title:

"Mack The Knife"

Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:

"Sharp as Knife"

Parody Written by:

mad hatter

The Lyrics

Oh they're sharp, babe, not just teeth, dear
If exposed them pearly white
Till I slash bite then you hack breathe, babe
When I do it's, yum, out of sight
Ya know when a shark bites by that reef, babe
Out the blood flows scarlet red
Lapped blood flows, no, where just hack breathe, babe
Search wherever, never a trace of red

Down on the sidewalk, huh, huh, cruel sunny morning, uh huh
Lies a body just doomed no life, eek
Is someone sneakin' 'round the corner
Is it someone? a bat in flight

Makes a great float, uh huh, round by the liver don'tcha know You won't catch me man just a lappin on down Add, some Creme It tastes good, but adds more weight, feared I'll go without then cold vampy's back in town
Now don't ya fear or even quiver can't disappear, babe After lapping down from long then slash And now good grief needs more flavor seems to be this guy just tastes like trash

Now get me cider, oh, oh, yeah, sink the nasty Ooh, thanks lots see now a you wont hit the ground
Now my whine forms more tonight, babe
Or my lacking brings you down

I said get me cider,now, super pronty
Want out of this bloody huntva and not fall down
Yes, a shine forms sink they might, babe
Now hat matteys back in town
Look out, hat mattey is back

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Pacing: 4.7
How Funny: 4.7
Overall Rating: 4.7

Total Votes: 15

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Michael Pacholek - October 29, 2021 - Report this comment
We're gonna need a bigger website.
annie gardner - October 29, 2021 - Report this comment
victoria - October 30, 2021 - Report this comment
he must be better at brushing his teeth then i am with mine
mad hatter - October 30, 2021 - Report this comment
it takes some time and a strong toothpaste.
annie gardner - October 30, 2021 - Report this comment
so, are we going to get together some time soon;)
mad hatter - October 31, 2021 - Report this comment
You know, I'm just to sad to play like this any more. I wanted to do some parodies to try and get me happy, but it doesn't seem to be helping much.
victoria - October 31, 2021 - Report this comment
why don't you do a parody to vent it. Venting is very important
Agrimorfee - November 04, 2021 - Report this comment
Mad hatter, if you want to be happier, don't read the Comments.
mad hatter - November 05, 2021 - Report this comment
What was that above comment of Agrimorfee's?

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