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Song Parodies -> "Beyond the Tee"

Original Song Title:

"Beyond the Sea"

Original Performer:

Bobby Darin

Parody Song Title:

"Beyond the Tee"

Parody Written by:

Royce Miller

The Lyrics

Somewhere, beyond the tee
The green's waiting for me
The caddy stands with trembling hands
And watches the ball that I'm sailing

Somewhere, beyond the tee
Look out, when you see me
That ball will fly with birds on high
And "fore" don't you know, I'll be yelling

My game is under par
The ball's in a sand trap
I know without a doubt
My game ain't worth a crap

We'll meet beyond the green
You'll laugh, you saw me swing
Happy you'll be, golf without me
At golf I am dreadfully failing

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 4.9
Overall Rating: 4.9

Total Votes: 9

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 4   0
 5   9

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Stuart McArthur - January 08, 2005 - Report this comment
"My game is under par" - the perfect ambiguity - 555 Royce
alvin rhodes - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
a hole in one...5s
Michael Pacholek - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
This sounds familiar...
John Jenkins - January 09, 2005 - Report this comment
I don't think this comes together quite as well as "Beyond the C," but still very good. I like the fore pun.
Bob Gomez, still on the practice range - January 15, 2005 - Report this comment
"And she's fi-ind-ing the seven....." Good song, Royce! d;:^)
Tim Mayfield - March 14, 2005 - Report this comment
Avoiding the hazards to vote 5's on this one.

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