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Song Parodies -> "Beyond the Tee"
Original Song Title:
"Beyond the Sea"
(MP3)Original Performer:
Bobby Darin
Parody Song Title:
"Beyond the Tee"
Parody Written by:
Royce Miller
The Lyrics
Somewhere, beyond the tee
The green's waiting for me
The caddy stands with trembling hands
And watches the ball that I'm sailing
Somewhere, beyond the tee
Look out, when you see me
That ball will fly with birds on high
And "fore" don't you know, I'll be yelling
My game is under par
The ball's in a sand trap
I know without a doubt
My game ain't worth a crap
We'll meet beyond the green
You'll laugh, you saw me swing
Happy you'll be, golf without me
At golf I am dreadfully failing
The green's waiting for me
The caddy stands with trembling hands
And watches the ball that I'm sailing
Somewhere, beyond the tee
Look out, when you see me
That ball will fly with birds on high
And "fore" don't you know, I'll be yelling
My game is under par
The ball's in a sand trap
I know without a doubt
My game ain't worth a crap
We'll meet beyond the green
You'll laugh, you saw me swing
Happy you'll be, golf without me
At golf I am dreadfully failing
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"My game is under par" - the perfect ambiguity - 555 Royce
a hole in one...5s
This sounds familiar...
I don't think this comes together quite as well as "Beyond the C," but still very good. I like the fore pun.
"And she's fi-ind-ing the fair-way........in seven....." Good song, Royce! d;:^)
Avoiding the hazards to vote 5's on this one.
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