Oh the droplets, have such range, babe
And they spread so rapidly
The Corona is out to get you
And you're thinking morbidly

You know, when those droplets spread six feet, babe
Noxious billows start to spread
Can't buy gloves, no, nor PPE, babe
So there's ever, ever increasing dead

Now at the grocery store, huh, some Sunday mornin' uh huh
Comes a body, just leaking snot - EEK!
You feel a sneaking sense of horror
And Corona will haunt your thoughts

There's a hospital, huh, down by the river don'tcha know
Where the whole staff's just a-fallin' on down
Oh they're so overworked and understaffed, dear
Five'll get you ten old Rona's back in town

Now did ya hear 'bout Louie Miller? He disappeared, babe
And he passed away before we could ask
Thought Corona was a conspiracy
Wonder if he wished he'd worn a mask

Now, Jenny Diver, oh Sukey Tawdry, ooh Miss Lotte Lenya, and old Lucy Brown
Oh the virus gonna get you now that Rona's back in town
I said Jenny Diver, whoa Sukey Tawdry, look out Miss Lotte Lenya, and old Lucy Brown
Yes that virus gonna get you now that Rona's back in towwwwwwwwnnnnnn

Look out, Corona's back!