-> "Baby, There's Mold Inside"
Original Song Title:
"Baby, It's Cold Outside"
Original Performer:
Bobby Caldwell and Vanessa Williams
Parody Song Title:
"Baby, There's Mold Inside"
The Lyrics
(Husband)
We really must stay
(Wife)
But baby, that's mold inside
(Husband)
It's the cheapest way
(Wife)
But baby, that's mold inside
(Husband)
So ceiling's leaking
(Wife)
There's water on bed dropping
(Husband)
It's worth the price
(Wife)
I've took my stand, this place ain't nice!
(Husband)
Don't bother outside's snow flurry
(Wife)
A little snow, that's your worry?!
(Husband)
At least there's clean space on the floor
(Wife)
Listen to them boinking next door
(Husband)
And free HBO's not that blurry
(Wife)
But honey please, I'm quite worried
(Husband)
Maybe just a night of sleep more
(Wife)
We're not sleeping around these whores!
(Husband)
Green papers on brink
(Wife)
Baby, smells bad in here
(Husband)
Spray Lysol, won't stink
(Wife)
The bad stench stays "round there
(Husband)
Well, don't have a cow
(Wife)
Ewww! Mice want to pick fight now
(Husband)
Awh, pets that's swell
(Wife)
You lost your head!
(GASP!)
Your mind has gelled!
(Husband)
Can't hear you say
"No, no, no way!"
(Wife)
Childish little poser!
(Husband)
At least I went and gave it a try
(Wife)
I would but bathroom's full of flies
(Husband)
We really must stay
(Wife)
Baby, let's go now!
(Husband and Wife)
Baby, That's Mold/ Gold Inside!!!
(Instrumental as the Husband and Wife explore the motel room)
(Husband)
We simply can't go
(Wife)
But baby that's mold in there
(Husband)
It's not all that gross
(Wife)
But baby, there's mold in there
(Husband)
Vacation has been
(Wife)
Kentucky to see chicken
(Husband)
So nice in dorms
(Wife)
Look in the closet at ant swarm
(Husband)
At least that breeds not vicious
(Wife)
F*ck, bag boy smashed my dishes
(Husband)
At least he dropped them their at the door
(Wife)
Broke the hinges off, crashed to floor
(Husband)
Now you're just being malicious
(Wife)
You know I get quite suspicious
(Husband)
Just pop a couple aspirin more
(Wife)
Never popped this many before
(Husband)
At least we're alone
(Wife)
No baby, the fleas are there
(Husband)
Take free mints on pillow
(Wife)
Don't baby, just leave those there
(Husband)
Well, it didn't cost grand
(Wife)
Just felt something lick my hand
(Husband)
It's make believe
(Wife crying)
How can you do this thing to me?!
(Husband)
You're bound to be fine tomorrow
(Wife)
If sheets, and bed I'd borrow
(Husband)
At least it is warmer inside
(Wife)
Hope you catch Gomorrah and die!
(Husband)
Fine we won't stay
(Wife)
Pull over and drive down
(Husband and Wife)
Yeah, We'll Just
Sleep
Out
Side!!!!!!!!
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