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Song Parodies -> "The Tater Mash"

Original Song Title:

"Monster Mash"

Original Performer:

Bobby

Parody Song Title:

"The Tater Mash"

Parody Written by:

Airfarcewon

The Lyrics

Well, I was cookin' in the "Kitch" late one night
For my weirdo friends to munch a bite
When old Igor asked if he could lend a hand
Not his, one from the graveyard land..

We did the mash,
We did the Tater Mash
The Tater Mash
With milk and butter thrashed
We did the mash
For our Halloween bash
We did the mash
We did the Tater Mash

Old pal, Wolfman stopped in for a little snack
Said his tire went flat, borrowed a wolfman jack
The Mummy came, scratched his arm a bit
Nurse Ratchet offered to bandage it

We did the mash
We did the Tater Mash
Salt, pepper dash
Blood from the Mummy's gash
Medical trash,
Two bolts of lightning flash
We did the mash
We did the Tater Mash

Frankenstein served goblet rum
Fred Krueger chopped up lettuce some
Hannibal said he'd just wait,
And brunch when all were done..

Big Jaws swam in..was our sushi buffet
Served hot bat wings, not on a silver tray
Among the guests were, Godzilla and Rodan
And we think he was here, The Invisible Man

We did the mash
We did the Tater Mash
The Tater Mash
It really was a bash
All free, no cash
No one acted too brash
Pool ghouls made splash
We did the Tater Mash

Killer clowns showed up, doll Chuckie dropped by
Cyclops just looked on with his one red eye
Count Orlok proposed a toast with blood
While the Creature From The Black Lagoon
Sipped a Slide of Mud..

We did the mash
We did the Tater Mash
Jason made hash
The Fly rode an eyelash
The Slasher's slash
Peeled potatoes in a flash
Ready to mash
White fluffy Tater Mash

The party was cool, Dracula flared his cape
And ol' King Kong danced The Monkey and went ape
"Boris" Pickett dropped by, claimed his song, we'd wrecked
Joan Crawford swung her axe and chopped on his neck

We did the mash
We did the Tater Mash
No greater bash
We made some pumpkins smash
Then smoked some stash
Fire wood burned to ash
And everyone crashed
After we ate the Tators Mashed












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Tim Mayfield - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Brilliant! Flows well, funny lines throughout, and as a bonus refers back to TOS many times. Instant classic. 555 monster coins of madness.
alvin - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
i'd love to see a video of this...most excellent
Ann Hammond - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
he he
Christie Marie M - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Happy Halloween, AFW!! Awesome parody you wrote! You brought those Halloween characters to life with your song! The Tater Mash, that was good stuff!! 555!!
HalloQueen - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Sir L'Air de Farce, this is delightful & frightful ! You captured the spirit of Pickett's Monster MASH so well. I love it, Sir ! I want to print this out for my nephew & niece tonight, as she is giving a little Halloween Party. Is it OK to hardcopy & display, sir ? The kids do love the '60's mash!
Karl Childers - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
You had me at tater. (grunt) I really like dem french fried pertaters.
AFW - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks, Tim, alvin, Ann, Christie, and HalloQueen...sure print anything ya' want..and display anything, too...and thanks, Karl....for slingin' your blade this way
Peregrin - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
This was hilarious. Loved Hannibal's outlook on proceedings!
John Barry - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Brilliant. You managed to work in half the horror canon.
AFW - October 31, 2008 - Report this comment
Thanks Peregrin...and John...

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