Shooting my machine gun,
killing grunts by the ton,
just leaving their bodies lying on the ground,
Some grunt had a bomb right inside his palm,
then through it at me and it stuck to my leg,
I ran around in circles and started to say,
"Screw you grunt" and I was blown away.

Some Shield,
No fair,
It was full and then all of a sudden a stupid bomb blew me bare,
It was blue and glowing and fire was blowing,
into my leg right there,
Oh some shield, no fair.

I looked around Zanzibar,
trying to find a car,
or vehicle I could get business done,
a man with a big grenade,
that some guy had paid,
was behind the ghost I was about to get in,
I jumped in the ghos and started to drive,
He through the grenade and then I died.

Some Shield,
No fair,
it was full and the all of a sudden a stupid bomb blew me bare,
it was blue and glowing and fire was blowing,
into my leg right there,
Oh some shield, no fair.

The moral of the story now,
don't act like a clown,
on the game that they call Halo 2,
watch out for all those bombs,
that look like blue pom-poms,
you will live longer then I have done,
Just keep killing the covenant tree,
You will live your life better and free.

Some Shield,
No fair,
it was full and the all of a sudden a stupid bomb blew me bare,
it was blue and glowing and fire was blowing,
into my leg right there,
Oh some shield, no fair.