Song Parodies -> Listen Up Ramsay, I Can't Cook!
| Original Song Title: | "Where Is The Love" |
| Original Performer: | Black Eyed Peas |
| Parody Song Title: | "Listen Up Ramsay, I Can't Cook!" |
| Parody Written by: | Ult2 |
Do you have what it takes to impress Chef Ramsay? The Following is just the chorus for now
People grillin, people fryin
Peelin onions - now their cryin
Droppin knives upon your feet
That guy just sliced off his buttcheek
Ramsay, Ramsay, Ramsay tell us
Why our beef stew taste's like fried doves
(Ramsay with backing vocals) "cause"
(Ramsay with lead vocals)
Your not bein sanitary
(Ramsay with backing vocals - screaming) "HEY!"
Put on some gloves
(BRK)
some gloves
(BRK)
some gloves
(Can't pick your nose, unless your wearing some gloves)
^
part varies in different chorus verses (ex:) Can't drive your car, unless your wearing some gloves
Peelin onions - now their cryin
Droppin knives upon your feet
That guy just sliced off his buttcheek
Ramsay, Ramsay, Ramsay tell us
Why our beef stew taste's like fried doves
(Ramsay with backing vocals) "cause"
(Ramsay with lead vocals)
Your not bein sanitary
(Ramsay with backing vocals - screaming) "HEY!"
Put on some gloves
(BRK)
some gloves
(BRK)
some gloves
(Can't pick your nose, unless your wearing some gloves)
^
part varies in different chorus verses (ex:) Can't drive your car, unless your wearing some gloves
In the Put on some gloves chorus part (cant pick your nose) and others like that don't make sense "are" supposed to be there because I want it to be random
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