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Song Parodies -> "MooRocca Can Lick Yo' Mama"

Original Song Title:

"Mele Kalikimaka"

Original Performer:

Bing Crosby with The Andrews Sisters

Parody Song Title:

"MooRocca Can Lick Yo' Mama"

Parody Written by:

David Chrenko

The Lyrics

Just a little salute to a few of my favorite songstresses of song, he redundantly redundered. Merry Christmas to all!
MooRocca can lick yo' mama,
With her parodies.
Every one she writes is aimed to please.

Merry can kick yo' mama,
With her hobbit sass,
Every line she pens just reeks with class.

Every day when Chuckie posts our latest jive,
The Ones Guy give 'em "ones", 'cause he can't count to five.
MooRocca can lick yo' mama is the poet's way,
To say to the Ones Guy, "BLANK YOU!"

Mari can whip yo' mama,
With her right hand tied, and her hubby Rick D by her side.
Mari can make your mama take it on the chin,
With his wit, Rick puts the boot right in.

Every night we're churning out our homespun jive,
Our mate, the AussieBullDog votes 'em Bloody Fives!
MooRocca can lick yo' mama is the only way,
To say to the Ones Guy, "BLANK YOU!"

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Melhi - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
ROFLMAO!!!!! Thanks David... this is too funny!
David Chrenko - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Thanks, Melhi - I'm so happy you found this one. Merry Christmas from wintery Seattle, to you and all my fellow parody writers!
Jonathan C. - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
I was recently victimized by the Ones Guy in my latest parody. So my kudos go out to Mehli and David. Thanks guys.
Rick D - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Cute Dave. Let me know if you've heard the tribute (and don't vote) or the other stuff we put on.
AussieBullDog - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Wish I knew the original, but this looks hilarious. First mention I've gotten in the actual lyrics of a parody, from memory, so thanks for that. (Bonus points for use of the word 'bloody'. My favourite swear.)
Mari D - December 25, 2003 - Report this comment
Cute, Dave! The song is unfamiliar, though. Mele Kalikimaka and Feliz Navidad!
Michael Pacholek - December 26, 2003 - Report this comment
I'm not crazy about this one, but any post that socks it to Ones Guy automatically gets all fives from me. (If any of you have such a song, and I've missed it, lemme know!)

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