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Song Parodies -> "Mele Kalikobama"

Original Song Title:

"Mele Kalikimaka"

Parody Song Title:

"Mele Kalikobama"

Parody Written by:

Old Man Ribber

The Lyrics

I don't begrudge President Obama a well-deserved family Christmas vacation, especially in the land of his birth...Hawaii! (Knock it off, you guys! You know damn well I'm not a birther!) ;D

Mele Kalikobama - Merry Christmas Day
From the land of blue sky, surf, and foam.
Mele Kalikobama - you will hear me say
'Cause The One has gone back "home".
In D.C. they are wearing flannel on their legs
As Doctor Berwick reveals new life panel regs.
Mele Kalikobama - wish that we could always stay
And force the Tea Party to roam!

Mele Kalikobama - lots of joy and cheer
In the land of palm trees, sun, and rain.
Mele Kalikobama - we vacationed here
'Cause Michelle has been to Spain!
We'll feeling oh so festive and we're so gid-dy!
The press proclaims me to be the "Comeback Kid-die"!
Mele Kalikobama - 'cause here we have naught to fear
Away from that old White House strain.

(Instrumental chorus - steel guitar and swing band)

Mele Kalikobama - Happy Holiday
As we say among the strict P.C.
Mele Kalikobama - watch the fishes play.
They're as carefree as can be.
Can't wait to get back in the face of G.O.P.!
I've become one tough son of a me-ne-hu-ne!
Mele Kalikobama - all the enemies I'll slay.
So I'll say in closin'
(While all you are frozen)
The closin' posin' Chosen of the frozen...that's me!

Book him, Big O! ;D

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John Jenkins - December 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Good parody,but the last 3 lines were great.
Michael Pacholek - December 28, 2010 - Report this comment
A little jealous of the Big O this week. (No, not Oprah: Chicago got socked by the snow, too.) Can I be angry at the President for a little while? "Yes we can, yes we can." In fact, on the new "Hawaii Five-O," the Danny Williams character (played by Scott Caan) is from New Jersey. Lucky b@st@rd, gets to be in Hawaii AND gets to see Grace Park every day.
Barry J. Mitchel - December 28, 2010 - Report this comment
You followed the unusual ababccab rhyme scheme perfectly. lol 5s
He also visited Hawaii while campaigning, just after his 47th birthday; see ~misc/andywilliams14.shtml for my premonitions then.
AFW - December 28, 2010 - Report this comment
Yup, I remember this song...played it in my Holiday classic film, "Christmas Vacation"...nice job of squeezing it into a political spoof
AFW - December 28, 2010 - Report this comment
oops, sorta' forgot the word, "favorite" in between my and holiday...No, I'm not Chevy Chase, he is!
Old Man Ribber - December 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Thanks all. Here is yet another case where the comments are better than the parody. ;D
LadyNorCal - December 29, 2010 - Report this comment
Sir, this has always been my fave by derBingo ! Please have a Maka~Maka New YEar !

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