Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Skanky Cooter's Ploy"

Original Song Title:

"Yankee Doodle Boy"

Original Performer:

Billy Murray

Parody Song Title:

"Skanky Cooter's Ploy"

Parody Written by:

Onan the Barfarian

The Lyrics

YouTube version at
She's a hit with all the randy
She's the wanker's noodle candy
Her ad's a sham
A bunco scam
She's an on-line skanky cutie
Claim to fame's her shameless booty
Lust to twist your noodle's id, your pride is getting bony
She loves the wishin' in your frisky brain
You long to see her twirl her clefted hiney
Your taint's aslosh
She's so swanky and posh
Oh, hey can't you see
Ev'rything about her skanky ad is phony

Try the skanky cooter's panties
A stanky slew that you can buy
A real collection of her underpants
Worn since the Fourth of July
She's such a skanky bootied e-tart
Dealing panties you'll enjoy
Skanky cooter's fame is undies, lust supplied to bonies
Sly is the skanky cooter's ploy

Father claimed he'd never buy 'em
Mother shamed the man who'd try 'em
Rank, blue and lewd
Dread sight eschewed
Father shunned this skanky harlot
When the Spandex worn was scarlet
He skipped on this floozy's porn to opt for matrimony
My mother's mother was so frankly stewed
My father's father was just cranked on brew
That hoe is scum
With a stanky old bum
Oh, say can't you see
Ev'rything about her lingerie is phony

Why the skanky cooter's panties
That stanky slew is suicide
A real infection on her underpants
Borne on the warts that reside
She's such a skanky bootied retard
Dealing rankness to your boys
Stanky cooties stain her undies, crustify your bony
Wry is the skanky cooter's ploy

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 

In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.

Voting Results

Pacing: 3.0
How Funny: 3.0
Overall Rating: 3.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   1
 4   0
 5   0

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 976